Thursday, April 29, 2010

Butthurt players.

If I didn't mention it last time, I'll say it now: as a guild we've moved on (as a whole guild, mind you) to join with another guild to permanently raid stuff on the 25 man scene. Previously the guild we joined with had something along the lines of maybe 23 actual players that would show up to raid. Now, this might not be all too much of a problem, in its own right, but they were quickly hemorrhaging raiders to the dreaded "OMG IT'S NOT FARM NIGHT I GOTTA GO EAT MY DOG BBL". Granted, there are plenty of other similar excuses, but if you've been in this situation before, you should know all too well what I mean.

So, we hopped on board and quickly got the big train moving again. Something like two resets after we joined we ended up taking down Lich King and there was much celebration. Hooray, tea, presents, the whole thing. Success all around.

The problem, though, is that a good majority of us that joined simply can't put up with repeated stupidity. It's part of the whole reason we were doing 10's exclusively to begin with. Don't get me wrong, learning an encounter is fine, I'm all for progressive learning, but it's the little things over and over again. Like...not running away from Sindragosa on the pull in, or eating 1351351351541001 malleable goos on heroic Festergut. What the hell are you doing? Are you seriously that bad? Do you not watch the world around you?

While I could continue to spout off rhetorical questions, I don't think it would serve much of a purpose. If you know what I'm talking about, then you feel my frustration. If you don't, well, you're probably bad. Or blind. Possibly both.

To deal with said repeated stupidity, I seem to have taken on a role within this new guild. I am the guy that calls out other people as being bad. Now, I didn't necessarily ask for this position, it's not nearly as glamorous as being a raid leader, but I'd like to think I'm something of a mouthpiece for the other competent players in the raid. I say the things that everyone else is thinking, but doesn't. I also say such things over vent. I am that guy. I'd like to think that I'm filling an important role in the raid, much like an off tank, yet I am more for the people mechanics than the raid mechanics. I try to keep the good raiders in the raid, and make sure the bad raiders know who they are. Am I a complete and utter douche?

Yeah, but I'm okay with that.

There are plenty of people in the guild that recognize my skills, and realize that nobody is safe from my scrutiny. Like the Inquisition, NOBODY EXPECTS IT.

For the most part, I think it's healthy for a guild to have someone like me that notices the little details. The guy that scours logs to find out just how often and how badly people screw up. My goal is to get people to recognize their mistakes. That's the first step to being a better raider. You have to know what you're doing wrong in order to fix it. If you ignore it, well, then you might as well go live in San Angeles with Sandra Bullock because it's all rainbows and puppy kisses for you now isn't it?

It's also healthy for another reason: it removes the bads. There are always those people in the guild. The ones that show up to raid, but are really mediocre. They perform, but never stand out. Usually these people are some of the best-geared people you have just because that's how most DKP systems work out. For whatever reason, people think that having good gear equals having some massive amount of skill. Just go troll trade chat for gear score stuff and you'll see what I mean. There's some odd sense of entitlement that is brought along with having good gear.

Put down your loot and prepare to be judged. At least, once every eight seconds.

Har. Paladin humor.

Good gear will not save you from me. If you are bad, I will search you out and tell you as such.

That being the case, I've already run across a number of people within this guild that don't like me. Probably because they fit the description of being butthurt.

Butthurt is that special feeling in your ass after it's been kicked/and or pounded in. It is a common ailment of losers on the internet. It is usually characterized by noisy whining and complaining after being pwnt or otherwise outdone in any minute and insignificant way.

Butthurt players only make things easier for me. The more you want to complain about it, the more I'll rail on you. If you say that you couldn't see the 243 malleable goos that hit you over the course of the night, come get some. If you want to say that lag caused you to not hit the falling discoball on Blood Princes, even though you were standing right under it, go for it. Being butthurt won't fix anything. Raiding isn't about puppy kisses and rainbows. It's about raiding.

YOU MUST RAID LIKE VIKING.

Take your axe, sword, dagger, whatever, and put it between your teeth. Grit them very hard, and go burn down some villages. Take slaves. Produce skulls for the skull throne.

We don't raid in Candyland. We raid in Icecrown.

But, before I get too far away from my initial topic, butthurt players make me laugh. I just keep riding them, and eventually they ragequit. My stance on the issue? Come get some.

11 comments:

  1. What's your hourly rate?

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  2. I work pro bono, living off of the thrill of a job well done.

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  3. I ride said players too. good thing our raid riding mount comes equipped with Laser Guided "You F'd Up Missles", 2 Seats, a trailer big enough to carry said players, and comment box for those on their way out.

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  4. When I ran 25s I remember we (the officers) started running FailBot in raid chat to help call out the idiots. People still got butthurt about it, but I think it was mitigated a bit when it was the mod calling them out rather than a person. Though there was one person who insisted the mod was wrong, hehe...

    Course Failbot didn't cover everything.

    Really, if a person makes a mistake and they get called out on it, they should just use it as an opportunity to correct the mistake and be done with it. It's easier said than done, of course, but when I screw up I'll be the first to admit it. And if it's someone else who screwed up I'll ask what happened so we can talk about how to correct it.

    Running 10s though makes it less likely I'll get an "I just didn't care enough to move" reply.

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  5. I like the mod, but then I also enjoy that whole personal interaction of "Hey, you messed up, how can we fix it?" What I'm getting a lot of here is "Stop yelling at me /gquit".

    A lot of the problem is, when working through hard modes, if one person keeps screwing up repeatedly, it really starts to wear on the quality of the other players. Like a cancer, sometimes it's better to just lose the leg than the entire body.

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  6. Except raiding bodies are generally regenerative creatures.

    You serve a vital purpose that can never really be quantified. /salute

    +2 for the demolition man reference

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  7. and you do all of this alone?
    you must be exhausted carrying this load alone.


    you have failed me yet again, Starscream!

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  8. STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRSCREAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

    It's a group effort, really it is. It takes a village to kill a guild.

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  9. it takes a village to kill a slightly larger but intolerably stupid village?

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  10. Was that a Demolition Man reference?

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